I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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