Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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