just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Randomize
