I'm going to jail i love you
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
If its not for food we ain't going out.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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