Are we in a gay sports bar?
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
