lets start a swedish sibling band together
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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