We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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