So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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