It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
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