Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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