Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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