ugly people sure do ruin things
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
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