Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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