No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
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