Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
There r osticjed everywhere
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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