is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
it's not cheating when I paid for it
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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