Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
