I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
You don't make any sense
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