AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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