it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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