i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Randomize
