But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Randomize
