She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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