have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
she looked like the before picture.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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