so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
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