hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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