the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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