White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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