Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I think I won the penis lottery.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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