he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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