For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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