we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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