Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
