if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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