whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
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