That's when you crack a 10am beer
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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