ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
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