We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Randomize
