quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
My pussy is not your playground.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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