It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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