shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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