i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
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