I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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