i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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