Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
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