yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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