I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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