She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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