is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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