First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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