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dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
i think im in europe. pls send help
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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