Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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