How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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