The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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