Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Terrible idea I love it
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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